Super funny, super spooky MG for budding horror fans about a talkative skull and a necromancer-in-training - perfect for Lemony Snicket readers!
Mallory Vayle would list her interests as being normal, books about ponies and very definitely NOT talking to dead people. But when her parents' carriage takes a leap off Gibbett Bridge - an accident for which there appears to be no explanation - she is taken in by a strange aunt the family disowned years ago and brought to her new, and very spooky, home. Aunt Lilith, a charlatan psychic, is quick to monetise Mallory's prodigious skills in talking to dead people and starts to advertise grand seances (ticketed obvs) in her spiritual news sheet.
The ghosts of her parents also take up residence in the house but are cruelly snatched away by the shadow of Hellysh Spatzl, the grimmest, wickedest necromancer in all of history. To get them back, Mallory will have to learn how to use the talents she hates and raise the old hag from the dead. Her teacher? A talking skull called Maggoty, who wants some favours in return for his help - not just a gorgeous blond wig and some sparkly earrings, but for Mallory to break the curse that has left his spirit locked inside his own skull for 500 years.
Mallory will have to lean into who she is and what she can do and make a pact with the evil Hellysh Spatzl to get her parents back while at the same time putting on a sensational Halloween spectacular at only five shillings a head for an amazed audience at Nightmare Castle. And learn to love her chatty sidekick and his glorious wig...
As darkly hilarious as The Addams Family, this is really good fun. An alternative spooky Victoriana packed with laughs and outrageous characters, at its heart, it's a story of a young girl coming to terms with her own gifts and accepting that nobody is 'normal'.
Mallory Vayle can see dead people and mostly tries to ignore them. But when her parents are ghost-napped, she is forced to team up with a talkative skull to get them back. Maggoty Skull promises to teach her the dark skills she needs, but only if she gets him a magnificent wig and promises to break the curse he has been placed under.
Can the unlikely pair vanquish an evil spirt, free Mallory's parents AND even become friends? Maybe, but only if Maggoty stops calling Mallory "Bumcrack"...
Mallory took a step back in surprise. Despite the name, she had not been expecting Carrion Castle to be an actual castle. But it was, in fact, a very spooky one. Once again, maggots writhed in her belly. Fingernails dragged down the chalkboard of her soul. Something about the place made her feel weak in the bladder area. If the castle had had hands they would have been bony, gnarled hands and it would have been rubbing them together in sinister glee. The mansion oozed a lonely, depressing, sulky gloom that twisted Mallory's insides. Whatever was inside felt hungry. Old. Evil.
A colony of bats burst from a crumbling tower, circling it in the moonlight.
"I forbid you to go inside, Mallory," said her mother's ghost. "It's ... it's ... something's not right."
"It's making my skin crawl and I haven't even got any skin," added her father.
Mallory nodded in agreement. The place was a ghost story waiting to happen.
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Martin Howard (Author)Martin Howard writes absurdly funny books for children. His last was a Sunday Times Book of the Week and he has been compared to Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams and the Monty Pythons. Mallory Vayle and the Curse of Maggoty Skull is his favourite so far.