Foreword Translator's Note Inhumane What Do Angels Do at Silent and Holy Night; Lone Wood's Retirement Party Galaxy Express 999 Rewind Queer; a Story That Is Always Told A Meeting with the Writer With the Dead Ones Write the Novel, the Novel; "Please Find My Shoes. They're Sandals, Blue Sandals" by Madame Novel Cabbage Nine Years on Jupiter Blow Job A Tribute to a Replicant about Which Gary Mumbled Greengrass Disappeared A World History of Midwives Cobweb Carpet Eyes and Ears, Look for Vanished Words Mr Withers of Withering Woods When They Were High on Drugs Nightswimming Real Boy Long-tailed Darlin Big Animal A Cathedral Sirius Somewhere Dear Old Miss Lonelyhearts* of "Dear Old Miss Lonelyhearts" Old Baby Homo Death Dylan What Do Angels Do on Silent and Holy Nights; Tale of the Qishi Girl (????) Ashes of Time s An Illustration of Time by the Merry Pranksters Write the Novel, the Novel; Those Days First of the Gang to Die The Last Blotch Polonaise (cont.) THE FUTURE Regarding Cate Blanchett's Dream Border The Last Person on Space Ferris Wheel No. 12 Write the Novel, the Novel; in the Final Days of the Novel, Blake With the Blue Gloves The Tale of Cho Mansion Susan Boreman's Retirement Party What Do Angels Do on Silent and Holy Nights; Sad Vagina A Mechanic of the Night Montgomery Clift Earth