Packed with over 400 puns and one-liners, this swearword-free joke book contains laughs for all ages - although the publisher omitted the gag about cartilage (it was a bit close to the bone). Fancy a taste? (Warning: edible version not yet available) I'm obsessed with emptying my wheelie bin. Just putting it out there. My toddler nephew is feeling guilty about making a mess with alphabetti spaghetti. It's written all over his face. Grappling-hook chic? That'll never catch on. Horses can be so negative sometimes. Such neigh-sayers.